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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #72887, posted by [mentat] at 14:14, 23/12/2005, in reply to message #67184 |
![[mentat]](/images/smileys/mentat.gif) Fear is the mind-killer
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I suppose it doesn't hurt to use the ANT suite to check your mail...  Yes it does
Yes... it does! |
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #72888, posted by [mentat] at 14:15, 23/12/2005, in reply to message #72887 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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Grrr - Xmas Spam!
Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
Investor Alert Issued for BIG Watch on Friday December 23rd.
We give this to you again AS A GIFT before the New Year...
This company is doing incredible things. They have cash
and have made great strategic aquisitions.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #74184, posted by Phlamethrower at 20:33, 23/2/2006, in reply to message #72888 |
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Gotta love broken spam scripts 
Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:40:40 -0600
From: Dianne Jewell <%CUSTOM_FINANCIAL_TERMSamateurish@gmail.com>
To: news@iconbar.com
Subject: Tania Presley
Ronny,
%CUSTOM_LINK
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #74821, posted by Phlamethrower at 20:30, 13/4/2006, in reply to message #74184 |
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Spam wordsearch of the day!
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:32:04 -0400
From: Clementina Livesay <liveoclementin@wellplace.com>
To: me@phlamethrower.co.uk
Subject: Re: ruaef new
Parts/Attachments:
1 OK ~13 lines Text
2 Shown ~21 lines Text
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V A L p I U M
C I u A L I S
X A a N A X
A M B I q E N
V g I A G R A
http://www.ompisakumner.com |
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Neil Spellings |
Message #74889, posted by spellinn at 17:06, 21/4/2006, in reply to message #74821 |
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Some from today:
Disappointment D. Swordfishes
Ankh F. Wrangell
Cyberpunk M. Senility
Cheers
/Neil/ |
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VinceH |
Message #74953, posted by VincceH at 08:07, 25/4/2006, in reply to message #74889 |
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I've just logged into my server to check what's been caught over the last week or so. A few gems follow...
Uncorrelated C. Sentenced - [no subject]
(checks... ah, a 419 variant)
%FROM_NAME - All love enhancers on one portal!
Finbarr Shattles - Re: AMBtkEN
Eluned Carreon - ditto
Gwawr Fruge - ditto
(& others, but those three names are the best)
Augustine Enoch - New part-time vacancies available in your area
Circumvention L. Chronometer - confirm please - Mark invested r0b 's market 0f J0hn
Cloudless V. Wounding - confirm please - with T0m r0b 's market indicated J0hn
The subject "Premier" comes from...
- Potted E. Mongolians
- Routine F. Strenuous
- Ballroom S. Depopulates
- Quarrying V. Suborn
- Welters H. Grouchier
- Kong A. Foreskins
- Boots I. Abhorrence
- Swum G. Exclusiveness
- Tempted B. Deepens
- Capyure L. Stricture
Holley L. Objectionable - re: SETH ana1yzed her penny with PEDR0
Spiel R. Commissioners - Software
Gounod P. Tiresomely, Delmarva O. Speechless, Attenuate H. Majesty, Sluttish U. Reception, Betters D. Workable
- all 'The Ultimate Online Pharmaceuticals'
(Doncha just love browsers that allow copying and pasting?)
Hmm... and quite a lot from the strangely named 'Alliance & Leicester' & the equally odd 'Barclays Bank' ;-)
Also quite a lot from Ramon Brand and Randell Downs, both promising to help me gain two to three inches - but I'm actually trying to come /down/ a belt size at the moment. Or is that not what they meant!? O;-)
I've saved what I think is the best one 'til last:
Scatterbrained K. Sniveled - re: with her news her invest0r analyzed her news
<bin emptied>
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #75819, posted by Phlamethrower at 20:08, 29/5/2006, in reply to message #74953 |
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Apparently I've won £3M on the lottery today.
Twice.
Go me! |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #106478, posted by Phlamethrower at 20:24, 18/2/2008, in reply to message #75819 |
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99% of my spam is now arriving in the koi8-r charset, which means it's incredibly easy to spot and delete.
Unfortunately this also means that I don't have any spam names of the day to share with you (Unless "?????? ?????????" counts) |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #106480, posted by filecore at 06:01, 19/2/2008, in reply to message #74953 |
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(Doncha just love browsers that allow copying and pasting?) Um... don't they all?
On a non-related topic, what spam filtering software do you guys use? |
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Andrew Duffell |
Message #106482, posted by ad at 11:14, 19/2/2008, in reply to message #106478 |
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99% of my spam is now arriving in the koi8-r charset, which means it's incredibly easy to spot and delete.
Unfortunately this also means that I don't have any spam names of the day to share with you (Unless "?????? ?????????" counts) Likewise.... i think most of my spam comes through the news@tib address.
My latest one is from Маенко |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #106483, posted by Phlamethrower at 11:30, 19/2/2008, in reply to message #106482 |
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99% of my spam is now arriving in the koi8-r charset, which means it's incredibly easy to spot and delete.
Unfortunately this also means that I don't have any spam names of the day to share with you (Unless "?????? ?????????" counts) Likewise.... i think most of my spam comes through the news@tib address.
My latest one is from Маенко
Maybe we should start posting news updates in Russian. There might be a strong Acorn following there! |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #108583, posted by Phlamethrower at 18:57, 21/10/2008, in reply to message #106483 |
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"Mosso's Pharmacy"
Apparently I can expand my girth and length easily. |
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Adrian Lees |
Message #108587, posted by adrianl at 11:14, 22/10/2008, in reply to message #108583 |
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Apparently I can expand my girth Eat lots...
and length easily. ...whilst lying on the sofa. |
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Andrew Poole |
Message #109188, posted by andypoole at 16:14, 23/1/2009, in reply to message #108587 |
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I just got one from:
iconbar. com commander We have a commander now?  ?
Andy. |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #109192, posted by filecore at 17:29, 23/1/2009, in reply to message #109188 |
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Oh, well done on the URL, BBC. Not a spam name but pretty good nonetheless:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/carrotsglazedwithcum_80467.shtml |
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Tony Haines |
Message #109205, posted by Loris at 01:23, 25/1/2009, in reply to message #109192 |
 Ha ha, me mine, mwahahahaha
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That Heston Blumenthal, hey? |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #113296, posted by Phlamethrower at 18:52, 9/2/2010, in reply to message #109205 |
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Spam nursery rhyme of the day:
Moo Cow, Moo cow
Moo cow, moo cow,
How do you do, cow?
Very well, thank you,
Moo, moo, moo.
Two Little Birds Sitting On a Wall
Two little birds
Sitting on a wall,
One called Peter,
One called Paul.
Fly away Peter,
Fly away Paul,
Come back Peter,
Come back Paul.
Ladybird, Ladybird
Ladybird, Ladybird,
Fly away home,
Your house is on fire,
Your children all gone.
This Little Pig
This little pig went to market,
This little pig stayed at home,
This little pig had roast beef,
This little pig had none,
And this little pig went wee, wee, wee,
All the way home.
All the way home.
Ladybird, Ladybird,
This little pig went to market, |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #113298, posted by filecore at 19:37, 9/2/2010, in reply to message #113296 |
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Can we put that to music and release it as an MP3*?
* or whatever's currently fashionable these days |
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Martin Bazley |
Message #113299, posted by swirlythingy at 19:44, 9/2/2010, in reply to message #113296 |
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Wow... exactly how many times has this thread been resurrected?  |
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Andrew Poole |
Message #113300, posted by andypoole at 19:52, 9/2/2010, in reply to message #113299 |
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Wow... exactly how many times has this thread been resurrected? Not enough. |
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VinceH |
Message #113304, posted by VincceH at 09:14, 10/2/2010, in reply to message #113300 |
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Slightly off-topic, but I received quite an original (to me) spam the other day. It was an attempted comment on the new mailing list post on www.riscository.com, and said:
"Hi. I just noticed that this page doesn't display correctly in my browser. Oh well, I think I'll just used the tried and tested Internet Explorer."
Looks innocent and valid enough, doesn't it?
Except the user's name is "acai berry extract exotic super fruit" and their URL is a site all about acai berries.
Edit: Actually, since I've quoted their "spam name" it isn't slightly off-topic, is it? 
[Edited by VincceH at 09:17, 10/2/2010] |
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Trevor Johnson |
Message #113330, posted by trevj at 08:42, 12/2/2010, in reply to message #113304 |
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Except the user's name is "acai berry extract exotic super fruit" and their URL is a site all about acai berries. Perhaps we could spam their site with a URL containing an alternative BRU logo with acai berries within the RO cogs! |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #114806, posted by Phlamethrower at 19:04, 9/7/2010, in reply to message #113330 |
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Spam subject line of the day!
Hello <mail merge>, you currently have <mail merge> Stars Oh, wait, that's just a broken email from Nintendo. Although it is practically the same as spam as far as I'm concerned. |
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Andrew Poole |
Message #114817, posted by andypoole at 16:48, 12/7/2010, in reply to message #114806 |
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Spam subject line of the day!
Hello <mail merge>, you currently have <mail merge> Stars Oh, wait, that's just a broken email from Nintendo. Although it is practically the same as spam as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, I got that one too. I also got a similar one from Disney last week with the same sort of mail merge place holders |
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Martin Bazley |
Message #114937, posted by swirlythingy at 11:02, 3/8/2010, in reply to message #113300 |
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Wow... exactly how many times has this thread been resurrected? Not enough.
Well I'm gonna do it again!
I just received one from 'Mrs IRENE ROBOT'. |
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