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There are 3 types of RISC OS programmer in the world |
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Phlamethrower (17:04 2/10/2005)
monkeyson2 (17:16 2/10/2005)
rich (18:07 2/10/2005)
ilcook (18:22 2/10/2005)
monkeyson2 (22:32 2/10/2005)
[mentat] (22:58 2/10/2005)
monkeyson2 (23:37 2/10/2005)
tribbles (21:41 2/10/2005)
flibble (10:01 3/10/2005)
Hertzsprung (19:10 3/10/2005)
Phlamethrower (22:28 3/10/2005)
pnaulls (01:55 4/10/2005)
ksattic (21:05 6/10/2005)
adrianl (21:20 6/10/2005)
monkeyson2 (21:29 6/10/2005)
adrianl (22:59 6/10/2005)
monkeyson2 (23:06 6/10/2005)
adrianl (23:15 6/10/2005)
Phlamethrower (01:49 7/10/2005)
swirlythingy (19:35 5/4/2012)
qUE (23:45 2/5/2012)
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #70057, posted by Phlamethrower at 17:04, 2/10/2005 |
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1. Those who have no spare time for your project
2. Those who aren't interested in your project
3. Those who don't have the skills for your project
Discuss! |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #70058, posted by monkeyson2 at 17:16, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70057 |
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Discuss! Nah, I'm not interested. Don't really know much about it. Besides, I've got no time. |
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #70059, posted by rich at 18:07, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70058 |
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Discuss! Nah, I'm not interested. Don't really know much about it. Besides, I've got no time.
So you reckon you have the skills for it (whatever it may be)? 
I thought it was going to be the old joke: there's 3 types of RISC OS programmer, the ones who can count and the ones who can't.
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Rich.
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Ian Cook |
Message #70061, posted by ilcook at 18:22, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70059 |
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I thought it was going to be the old joke: there's 3 types of RISC OS programmer, the ones who can c*** and the ones who cun't. 
[Edited by ilcook at 19:22, 2/10/2005] |
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Jason Tribbeck |
Message #70065, posted by tribbles at 21:41, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70057 |
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1. Those who have no spare time for your project Spare time for someone else's projects? I don't have time for my projects, let alone anyone else's! |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #70066, posted by monkeyson2 at 22:32, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70059 |
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Discuss! Nah, I'm not interested. Don't really know much about it. Besides, I've got no time.
So you reckon you have the skills for it (whatever it may be)?
Nope, I covered all three.
I could also do a hilarious gag where I replace it with I.T.  |
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Message #70067, posted by [mentat] at 22:58, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70066 |
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I could also do a hilarious gag where I replace it with I.T. Go on... |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #70068, posted by monkeyson2 at 23:37, 2/10/2005, in reply to message #70067 |
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I could also do a hilarious gag where I replace it with I.T. Go on...
Maybe later. Maybe I'll try and get the book by Stephen King in there too. |
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Peter Howkins |
Message #70078, posted by flibble at 10:01, 3/10/2005, in reply to message #70057 |
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4. Those who want paying. |
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James Shaw |
Message #70104, posted by Hertzsprung at 19:10, 3/10/2005, in reply to message #70078 |
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"There are 3 types of RISC OS programmer in the world"
-'types of'
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #70118, posted by Phlamethrower at 22:28, 3/10/2005, in reply to message #70104 |
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"There are 3 types of RISC OS programmer in the world"
-'types of'
+s There are 3 s RISC OS programmer in the world?  |
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Peter Naulls |
Message #70125, posted by pnaulls at 01:55, 4/10/2005, in reply to message #70078 |
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4. Those who want paying. 5. Those who provide you with the tools and documentation to allow you to do it  |
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Simon Wilson |
Message #70225, posted by ksattic at 21:05, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70125 |
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6. Those who can't count |
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Adrian Lees |
Message #70226, posted by adrianl at 21:20, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70225 |
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6. Those who can't count 8. Those who can |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #70227, posted by monkeyson2 at 21:29, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70226 |
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6. Those who can't count 8. Those who can
7. Those who are bang out of order. |
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Adrian Lees |
Message #70229, posted by adrianl at 22:59, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70227 |
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6. Those who can't count 8. Those who can
7. Those who are bang out of order.
9. Those who apologetically fall into line |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #70230, posted by monkeyson2 at 23:06, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70229 |
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10. Those who never check for valid ranges |
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Adrian Lees |
Message #70231, posted by adrianl at 23:15, 6/10/2005, in reply to message #70230 |
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10. Those who never check for valid ranges 11.00000001 Those who rely too heavily upon floating point maths |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #70239, posted by Phlamethrower at 01:49, 7/10/2005, in reply to message #70231 |
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Enough already! I said 3 types, not 11.00000001 types |
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Martin Bazley |
Message #119982, posted by swirlythingy at 19:35, 5/4/2012, in reply to message #70239 |
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Enough already! I said 3 types, not 11.00000001 types 3.00390625 isn't too far out... |
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qUE |
Message #120266, posted by qUE at 23:45, 2/5/2012, in reply to message #70057 |
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1. Those who have no spare time for your project
2. Those who aren't interested in your project
3. Those who don't have the skills for your project
Discuss! That's answers you'd expect when you ask all three programmers. |
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