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Message #10664, posted at 12:24, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10663 |
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Male bonding, eh? |
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Message #10668, posted at 14:27, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10667 |
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Erm...I'm wet for you now. |
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Message #10669, posted by [mentat] at 14:34, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10668 |
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Some people are easy to please. |
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Message #10670, posted at 14:36, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10669 |
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Unfortunately, it took me over a minute to get that gag. |
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Message #10672, posted at 14:42, 30/4/2002, in reply to message #10671 |
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*sulks* Bloody spods. |
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Message #10674, posted at 08:05, 1/5/2002, in reply to message #10672 |
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*sulks* Bloody spods. Ah - you see, it was a cunning play on words with the words "saucy" and "source" - as in source code.I fell off my chair when I first saw it, naturally. |
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Message #10675, posted by [mentat] at 08:33, 1/5/2002, in reply to message #10674 |
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I fell off my chair when I first saw it, naturally.
You so clumsy. |
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Message #10682, posted by [mentat] at 14:14, 1/5/2002, in reply to message #10681 |
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[moss] Na Na Na-Na Na Na Na Nah! [Mentat] Hoo Hoo! Dancin'-Hee! Doggone Lover! [moss] C'mon Boy[Mentat] I Watched You On The Floor Cheek To Cheek, She's Getting To You You Didn't See-Her Eyes On Me-No She Looked Right Through You (Before You Make) Before You Make (A Big Mistake) Remember That Looks Can Fool You Babe, Hee! There's Something I Would Sure Appreciate (If You Can Keep A Secret) Baby Loves Me But She Never Shows She Cares (No, You Won't See Her Kiss And Hug Me) Baby Loves Me No She Acts Like I'm Not There (That Doesn't Mean She Doesn't Love Me-Ooo) If They Ask Her Tell 'Em That We're Just Good Friends . . . Dah! Chika-Chika-Chika-Ah! Just Good Friends . . . Ah! Chika-Chika-Ah! Ooo (Doot-Do-Do-Doo . . .) Hee! Aaow! Just Good Friends . . . [moss] You Better Take Advice Never Trust-First Impressions I Tried To Hide This Affair From Their Suspicions So Even If She's Asking You To Stay You Better Know Where You Stand (You Better Know Where You Stand) Baby Loves Me Though She Never Shows She Cares (No, You Won't See Her Kiss And Hug Me) My Baby Loves Me Though She Acts Like I'm Not There (That Doesn't Mean She Doesn't Love Me-Ooo) Now If They Ask You Jus' Tell 'Em That We're Just Good Friends . . . Yes . . .Just Good Friends (Just Good Friends . . .) Root-Do-Do-Do . . . (Doot-Do-Do-Do . . .) Just Good Friends . . . [Mentat] Listen Up, Hee . . .We've Got A Problem Here [Moss] I Can See The Signs [Mentat] I Guess The Lady [Both] Is Still Making Up Her Mind (Mind) (Say We're Just Good Friends) [Moss] Baby Loves Me Though She Never Shows She Cares (Never Shows She Cares) No You Won't See Her Kiss And Hug Me (Just Good Friends) (My Baby Loves Me) [Mentat] Though She Acts Like I'm Not There You Doggone Lover, Hee . . . [Moss] Aaow! (Doot-Do-Do-Doo . . .) Don't You Wanna Know? My Baby Loves Me Though She Never Shows She Cares (Never Shows She Cares) [Mentat] Hee! Hee! [Moss] She Doesn't Kiss And Hug Me (Just Good Friends) [Mentat] My Baby Loves Me She Love Me, She Love Me, Hee! Hee! Hee! Hoo! Hoo! (Doot-Do-Do-Doo) (Never Shows She Cares) . . . |
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Message #10673, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10672 |
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Message #10684, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10683 |
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Hee hee. Look at the havoc I can wreak just by having tits You have tits? CL! |
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ribbit |
Message #10683, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10682 |
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Hee hee. Look at the havoc I can wreak just by having tits |
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Message #10681, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10680 |
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Message #10680, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10679 |
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Ha ha! |
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Message #10679, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10678 |
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Message #10678, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10676 |
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Erm...I'm wet for you now.
But I was thinking of you, obviously |
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Message #10677, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10676 |
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Message #10676, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10668 |
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Erm...I'm wet for you now. |
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Message #10661, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002 |
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Way down Nottingham close to the M1, Way back up in Teeside among the industrial estates... There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood, Where lived a strange boy name of Moss B. Good... He never ever learned to read or write so well, But he could rinse the keyboard, stuff like HTML. Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go! y B. Good He use to carry his RiscPC in a gunny sack And sit beneath the cranes by the railroad track. Oh, the engineers used to see him sitting in the shade, Tapping to the rhythm that the drivers made. People passing by would stop and say Oh my that little country boy could type Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go! y B. Good [Mentat] told him someday he would be a man, And he would be the leader of a big old gang bang. Many people coming from miles around To hear him play with himslef when the sun go down Maybe someday his name would be in lights Saying Moss B. Good tonight. Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go Go y Go Go! y B. Good |
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Message #10671, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10670 |
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Unfortunately, it took me over a minute to get that gag. Heheh Don't worry, I don't think Ribbit's got it at all...! |
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Message #10667, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10666 |
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Ooh, saucy!
You think that's saucy, what about this: _________________________________
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Message #10666, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10665 |
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Male bonding, eh? Yeah, you wanna join in?
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Message #10665, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10664 |
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Male bonding, eh? Yeah, you wanna join in? |
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Message #10663, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10662 |
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Please put your weapon away ! Honestly, you try to write a nice song about someone... -- Weetabix! Pah! I've just eaten a ham and chesse bagel! |
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Message #10662, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10661 |
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Run, [mentat], Run, [mentat], Run run run. Here comes the y With his gun, gun, gun *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* Goes the y's gun, So run, [mentat] Run, [mentat] Run, run, run...Oh no - the y's got Weetabix... |
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