(Playin')
At the play pen
Playin' at the play pen, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Play Pen)
Sing it with the feelin' ya'all
(Play Pen, girl)

Ooh!

Some of the words gets kinda rude
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a prude
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool

At the play pen
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the playpen, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Play Pen)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Play Pen, girl)

(Play and Play)
Well, those threads never seem to stop coming
(Play and Play)
Keep those village people bumming
(Play and Play)
My fingers to the bone
(Play)
Can't wait till it's time to go home

(Hey, get your nob buffed today)
Skin up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Doggy style, right away)

(The play pen)
Talkin' 'bout the play pen
play pen, girl
Come on, ya'all, let's sing it with me
(play pen)
Sing it with feelin', ya'all
(play pen, girl)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
(play pen)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those vibrators throbbin'
(play pen)
Let me tell you, it's always cool . . .

I am Dr, DJ extrodinairrre.

That's not quite how I'd describe you, but it does explain why you're always scratching

Swivel on my turntable.

Actually, the scratching is due to melange-addiction.